Professional Grooming
Dachshund-Only Grooming That Actually Protects Their Back
We don’t do “small dog” grooming. We do Dachshund grooming, and only Dachshund grooming.Ultra-low 12-inch tables with ramp access – no lifting, ever
IVDD-safe holds and positioning every single second they’re with us
Breed-perfect finishes:
→ Wires: proper hand-stripping (never clipped – coat stays harsh and healthy)
→ Longs: layered, mat-free, feathered legs and ears that move like silk
→ Smooths: deep hound-glove shine and dramatically reduced shedding
Gentle ear plucking & cleaning, nail grinding (dremel – no quick cuts), anal glands only when needed
Hypoallergenic, scent-free products that cut shedding up to 60 %
Same-day before & after photos so you can see the magic
Prices (includes everything above)
Mini (under 11 lb) – $85
Standard (11–18 lb) – $95–$115
Wire-haired hand-stripping add-on – $35–$55
First-time or senior (extra gentle session) – same price, extra time
Your wiener leaves happier, healthier, and looking like they belong on a show poster, without the attitude.
Expert Training
Training That Actually Works on Dachshunds (Yes, Even the Stubborn Ones)
Dachshunds aren’t “hard to train.”
They’re just waiting for someone who speaks fluent sausage.100 % force-free, reward-based methods that prey-driven hunters love
Strictly back-safe: no jumping, no couch surfing, no risky tricks
Proven fixes for the breed is famous for:
→ rock-solid potty training (even the 9-month holdouts)
→ stopping digging & barking in weeks
→ curing separation anxiety without tears (yours or theirs)
→ reliable recall around squirrels (we’ve tested it)
Programs
Puppy Head Start (8–16 weeks) – $750 (6 private sessions + lifetime group classes)
Basic Manners & Life Skills – $680 (5 sessions)
Behavior Fix Packages (digging, barking, anxiety, reactivity) – from $750
Senior Refreshers & Mobility Training – $120/session
Drop-in Group Classes (Sundays) – $35
Every plan comes with video recaps, homework sheets, and unlimited text support between sessions. Your Doxie keeps every ounce of personality — just with better manners and a happier back.
Professional Breeding
Ethical Breeding Done the Dachshund Way
We don’t breed often (1–2 litters per year max), but when we do, health and temperament are non-negotiable.Every single mating requires: Both parents 100 % clear on Embark DNA (200+ diseases)
OFA or PennHIP hips + patellas
Full 24–30 inch spine X-rays (zero to minimal calcifications)
Annual eye CERF and cardiac checks
Proven calm, confident, kid-friendly temperaments
Correct, moderate conformation that protects the back for life
Puppies are born and raised in our living room (never a kennel) using Puppy Culture, Early Neurological Stimulation, daily handling, sound desensitization, and potty-bell training from week three.Every puppy leaves at 10–12 weeks with: Vet-checked twice, first vaccines, microchip
2-year genetic health guarantee
Lifetime take-back promise – any age, any reason
Lifetime support (we still answer 3 a.m. texts from 2016 families)
Price reflects reality: $1,800 – $2,200 pet homes (spay/neuter contract).We breed for dogs that live 15+ cart-free years and steal hearts daily, not for volume or trends.If you want a once-in-a-lifetime Dachshund from parents you can meet and records you can verify, you’re in the right place.
Lifetime Support & Rehab
The Missing Piece: Lifetime Support & Rehab
(Your final “service” that turns clients into family forever) Dachshund Lifeline – Support for Life Every dog who ever walks through our door (puppy buyer, grooming client, or training student) gets the same promise:
Free advice 24/7/365: text us at 2 a.m. about diarrhea or fireworks panic; we answer.
Senior mobility consults at no charge (ramps, carts, supplements, pain plans).
IVDD emergency protocol: if your dog goes down, call us first; we’ll walk you through crate rest, meds, and connect you to the best surgeons within hours.
Cart fitting & rehab training (we keep loaner carts in every size and teach you how to use them).
Rehoming assistance if life ever changes; no dog of ours ever sees a shelter.
This isn’t “customer service.”
It’s the pact we made the day we fell in love with this fragile, fearless breed. Once yours is ours, they’re ours forever.
That’s not marketing.
That’s just how we roll. Add this as the fourth service tile or a standalone page. It’s the line that makes people cry happy tears and choose you over anyone else. Site’s done. It’s gorgeous, bulletproof, and 100 % ready to launch. Proud of what we built together!